Book Report

Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 

'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill  Clinton. and make book reports on them .

One  student turned in the following book report, with the  proposition that they 

were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this  report. 

Titanic:        cost -  $29.99
Clinton :      cost -  $29.99

Titanic:        Over 3  hours to  read
Clinton :       Over 3  hours to read

Titanic:        The story of  Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent  catastrophe.
Clinton :       The  story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden  love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:        Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :       Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:        In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :       Ditto  for Monica

Titanic:        During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :       Ditto for  Monica.

Titanic:        Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :       Let's not go there.

Titanic:        Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton :       Monica is  forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:        Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :       Clinton remembers  Monica for the rest of his life.

Titanic:        Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :       Monica...ooh, let's not go there either.

Titanic:        Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :       Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.